Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Champion or Belt Holder

Big talk in the world of MMA as of late has been lingering on the bout between Silva and Weidman at UFC 162. For those who are unfamiliar, I'll just do a quick recap. Silva has been the undisputed Middleweight Champion for years now, and is arguably considered by many to be the greatest MMA champ of all time. Weidman is an up and coming fighter with an incredible record as well. Long story short, Weidman turned out Silva's lights in the second round to win the belt.

It was talked about during the bout, that UFC head Dana White said that Silva would have a guaranteed rematch if he lost. Something that's quickly been confirmed as the two are being scheduled to fight later this year at UFC 168. I have an issue with this.

While some will argue that he only lost because of his antics, I feel he should lose more. Taunting is one thing, but Silva not only disrespects his peers, he dishonors the sport of MMA. It wasn't that long ago, that he displayed this same antics. It talked trashed, pranced around the ring, and times even walking behind the ref and acting like they were a human shield. If you don't know the bout I'm referring to it's UFC 112 where Silva faced off with Demian Maia. Dana White was so embarrassed, he left before the fight was even over. It's the only time I can remember where he didn't give the strap to the champ himself. After the fight Silva offered up half-hearted apologies  for his behavior, claiming he wasn't himself. It was a lie then just as much as it is now. The guys just a jerk.

The difference this time, is that he got knocked out and lost the strap. While it should be a chance for him to finally learn some humility, it's more likely he's chalking it up as a fluke. In my opinion he should be fined for this behavior. Other sports do it. There's a point where it's too much, and the UFC needs to recognize this. In addition, since this is a repeated offense, Silva shouldn't get an immediate rematch. Instead, he should be pushed down the line and forced to wait. The man is an embarrassment and needs to learn that not only does the world not revolve around him, but what humility REALLY is. I can understand there being talk about a possible rematch initially. But once the fight was underway, that talk should have been shelved post hast.
Much like Brock Lesnar talking about going home and having sex with his wife post fight, Silva needs to be punished. End of story.

Now, had Silva taken the fight seriously, it would have been a different story. Instead, now Weidman has a questionable title win that could possibly be nothing but a stain on his career. Then again, he could prove to be a true champ. (Which I hope he does) On the same note, had Silva taken it seriously, he very well could still be the champ. As is, it is my opinion that we have a good caliber champ who won the strap in a fashion that only Vince McMahon would be happy with. And we have an ex-champ being spoon fed his matches in the hope that he can capitalize, get ratings, make new, and ultimately earn money, but is not a real champion, but a jerk that's been handed a number of garbage matches, with only a few real matches.

It is my hopes, that Weidman holds the title for at least a few fights to prove he is truly a champion, not just a fluke winner. And I hope that Silva not only loses in his rematch, but is knocked out again and forced into some fights that will truly test his mettle until he can become an actual champion (not just a belt holder) OR retires. There's just too much wrong with this situation that leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Saturday, January 26, 2013

New Exercise? You're kidding me right?

Angry rant time!

So over the past year and a half, to two years, I keep hearing people talk about how there's this new exercise that really helps you get in shape and burn fat. It's called a burpee. The funnier thing is that most of these, "fitness guru's" are full of shit.

So let's take a quick look at this exercise that sounds like one of those burps that dislodges what you had for lunch back into your throat for a moment.

I've watched countless video's where it's supposed to be one of the main exercises being used. I've read countless articles that mention or list burpees, but never explain exactly what they are. But FINALLY I found what I was looking for.

It's a SQUAT THRUST people! It's NOT new. Let me repeat that. It's NOT new. This is one of those exercises we had to do in junior high and high school and absolutely dreaded. I can remember pumping this bastards out as the couch counted them off. 1...2...3...ONE, 1...2...3... TWO, etc, etc. Hell, this exercise is so old, that the caveman knew what they were.

Why do we have to keep changing names to make things "cool" people? It's ridiculous! We're not talking the generational dialect changes that are a given such as, fantastic = groovy = gnarly = bad= cool and so on. We're talking about idiots thinking everything needs to be re-made or given the Hollywood reboot (which if you haven't noticed has accounted for even more shitty movies than good ones.)

The other day I was talking to someone and made the mistake of asking them what kind of exercise they did. Well um, push ups, sit ups, jumping jacks.... STOP! What you're doing is called CALISTENICS you damn monkey! 

Was the idea to make squat thrust fun? You failed miserably ass hat! They still suck! So before you go trying to rename the push up into the ground press, sidewalk humps, or some other shitty name... take a moment, and realize you're a simple minded, douche nozzle, and stop what you're doing. The only thing you accomplish is adding to the decaying, lazy ass state that our society is already spiraling in.

#Burpee #Exercise